Jobs I secretly want:

esthetician - so I can pick people's zits. I know you're cringing right now. "ewe!" whatevs. Everyone likes picking their zits.... I'm just willing to admit it. And I'm kinda bitter that my esthetician can pick at my face but she chastises me for picking at my own face.

homemaker - so I can sit at home on my butt, watch soap operas, talk on the phone with my sister and go to lunch with the girls. hahah! no... but really there are times, I admit, that I think it would be so nice to be able to spend more time at home and then I think maybe I could focus on other things that fall to the bottom of my to do list like clean my bathroom... But I know that's not how it really is... hahaha! we all know it's impossible to keep things clean with kids around.